EuroTimes Edition VIII

Italy Invites Spain, Portugal, France, Greece to Talks
in Rome
	Rome, Italy (AP)

	Italy has, in an explosion of Foreign Policy actions,
invited the nations
of Spain, Portugal, France, and Greece to talks in Rome
to begin discussion
of the formation of a new alliance in Europe to be
called the NEW Life
alliance (New European Way of Life). Italian officials
have stated that
these nations were chosen for their proximity and close
ties to Italy, and
that the alliance will hopefully expand in the near
future.

Scotland Invites FBI to Aid in Investigation of
Assassination Attempt on Queen
	Edinburgh, Scotland (CNN)

	The first FBI officials have entered England today on
a Scottish-lead
investigation of the recent alleged attempt on the
Queen's life by the
Scottish government. The Scottish public, as well as
the Scottish
government, were outraged by England's claims, and
First Minister Scott
promptly requested American aid int he investigation as
an "impartial third
party investigator." Scots and Americans remain
confident that the true
perpetrators of the act will soon be brought to
justice. English officials
have still declined to allow English and Scottish
investigators to
interrogate the accused Scotsman about the attempt.

English Parliament, Populous Cry for Peace
	London, England (AP)

	The English people and parliament have issued
statements recently that they
desire for the cold war between England and Scotland to
end. Despite recent
alleged "attacks on the queen's life" by the Scottish
government, most
Englishmen believe that, until ties to the Scottish
government are actually
found, the crime should be treated as any crime: the
act of a single man (or
small group of men); many English citizens interviewed
say that allegations
are not enough to commit thousands of people to their
deaths.

First Minister Scott of Scotland Issues Statement
	Edinburg, Scotland (CNN)

	"Scotland has never and will never support terrorism
or acts of terrorism,
it has been evident from recent event that other
nations are better equipped
and more willing to resort to violence. To date no
evidence has been
produced to support these English claims of our
involvement in the attempt
on the Queens life.

	She is the head of our state and although this might
change next year if
the people decide, it is ridiculous for us to try and
kill our own head of
state. The Queen is apolitical and as such has not
provided a opinion on our
recent crisis with England. I would have nothing to
gain from the Queens
death and only loss in influence and international
standing. Machiavellia
said that to find out the culprit of a crime it is
better to look at which
party has the most to gain form the crime. Ask yourself
if it is England or
Scotland that has gain out of this situation.

	Once again we have never support terrorism in the past
or at the present
and will not in the future. To help clear our
reputation I have started a
full public Parliamentary enquire and asked the FBI to
investigate the
details of this crime to ensure no stone is left
unturned."

France Increases Foreign Investment, Trade
	Paris, France (AP)

	The French government has announced plans to increase
economic ties with
the nations of Indonesia, Mexico, and Brazil. Though
political turmoil has
engulfed the rest of Europe, France remains an
important international
economic force. The United States has commended the
French government for
its work to assist the faltering economies of South
America and Southeast
Asia, and has announced that it will step-up its
already intensive campaign
to aid the modernization of these nations.

Romania, Ukraine Petition Moldova for Elections
	Brussels, Belgium (AP)

	The Ukranian and Romanian governments asked Moldovian
officials to put
citizenship to a vote for that nation. Claiming that
Moldova rightfully
belongs partitioned between Ukraine and Romania, these
two governments have
agreed to accept the results of the Moldavian vote. Not
wanting to upset the
important political balance in Eastern Europe,
especially with its two most
powerful nations, the Moldovian government has agreed
to consider the votes,
but has made no offical promises.

Germany Demands Danish Cession of Land
	Copenhagen, Denmark (AP)

	Top government officials in Denmark have released
German demands that
Denmark aquiesce control of its land, armed forces,
etc. to the nation of
Germany. Denmark has sought aid from her neighbors in
the NU as well as in
Benelux, France, and Poland. Danish officials say that
they require aid from
their friends in Europe, or they will have no choice
but to aquiesce to the
German demands.

"Delende est Scotio"- England Invades Scotland
	Edinburgh, Scotland (CNN)

	Air sirens have been sounding almost constantly for
the past three hours,
when the English RAF began a massive bombing campaign
of southern Scotland.
Scottish officials claim that Scottish SAM batteries
are having a
better-than-expected affect on the English air forces,
but the English
EuroFighter2000 is evading Scottish air defenses as no
one expected. Indeed,
the EuroFighter seems to be performing about on-par
with the F-16, though
does not seem to be living up to the expectations
previously had for it (it
had been hoped to match the F-22H in performance). The
English RAF stationed
on Scottish soil was nearly totally decimated, as
massive Scottish batteries
swiftly attacked English airbases as English tanks and
troops rolled into
Scotland.
	No one is sure why PM Sheffield of England has decided
to invade now, but
nationalism and ties with Russia are suspected; PM
Sheffield was quoted as
saying "Delende est Scotio," or "Scotland must be
destroyed,". Russia has
dispatech a naval task force headed by a Kiev-class
carrier to English
waters to aid in the English cause, and American forces
have responded with
warnings against the English government to cease their
ingress or face the
consequences. 

America Calls for Nations of Europe to Unite "Behind a
banner of freedom!"
	Washington, D.C. (AP)

	The United States government has cited recent English
and Russian actions
as reason for Europe to united against England and
Russia. America has
demanded an English cease-fire, and has asserted that
American forces will
defend Scotland if the need should arise. The Russian
government coutnered
this claim by stating that Russian forces would also
become involved in the
conflict should American troops assist the Scots.


Russian Forces Enter Belorussia
	Brussels, Belgium

	Amid the turmoil  around the Scottish-English affair,
Russian forces which
had ammassed along the boarder of Belorussia, have been
given the
green-light for invasion. Russian forces have blitzed
into the poor eastern
nation, and have as yet met little resistance. Polish, 
Ukranian, Moldovian
officials, and others, fear for their safety as the
Russian Bear continues
to encroach on Eastern Europe.


Economics:

Europe:		Last		New		Change
Germany		5,178		5,167		-11
France		4,396		4,502		+106
England		5,298		5,204		-94
Nordic Union	2,711		2,718		+7
Scotland	573		561		-12
Italy		4,221		4,222		+1
Spain		3,211		3,210		-1
Portugal	1,226		1,234		+12
Poland		1,063		1,071		+8
Ukraine		743		782		+39
Greece		1,048		1,051		+3

Asia:
Israel		2,362		2,363		+1
Iran		2,101		2,123		+22


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